Big Trouble in Little Twilight? Potentially awesome Twilight spin-off movies
What makes these spin-offs potentially awesome isn't that they're films which would appeal to boys, of which there are plenty, but that they're films that could take place away from the poisonous, unintentional domestic abuse allegory between Bella and Edward. If I were looking for a spin-off to appeal to the male audience, I would go for a scene in Breaking Dawn Part 1 , after Bella's pregnancy halts the honeymoon. The pair hop on a private jet back to America, after Edward has a discussion with the pilot. I want to know the pilot's story! And I want the pilot to be played by Kurt Russell! Seriously, the boy's spin-off from Twilight would basically be Big Trouble In Little China , at 50,000 feet, and it ends with Bella being rescued from Edward's emotionally domineering behaviour. And a demon baby delivered mid-flight. Frankly, the appeal of these films is that they're targeted at women. They're also quite endearingly bonkers, and ...