Clash of the Titans 3 on its way

 

Hollywood hearts a franchise, as proved by the news that a second sequel to Clash of the Titans is on its way…
Last year brought us , next year we’ll be getting , and now news reaches us that number three is underway. Two of the sequel’s writers have been tasked with coming up with the third instalment of the Greek myth-milking franchise.
To save those guys some time, we’ve thrown some titles and premises together, free-of-charge. Take a nice long sip on your skimmed milk lattes fellas and relax, these babies are on the house:
·         Cache of the Titans: A modern cyber thriller update to the ancient Greek stories. Perseus stumbles across Zeus’ internet search history, and doesn’t like what he finds. Epic battles ensue...
·         Rash of the Titans: A Contagion-like take on the mythological warriors, with Gwyneth Paltrow as Helen of Troy conking it in the first half from a mysterious infection spreading its way through the ranks. When Menelaus finds out who she caught it from, epic battles ensue...
·         Plath of the Titans: Perseus saves a hot depressive poet from a suicide attempt, but when he realises her free verse shows scant regard for his beloved iambs and dactyls, epic battles ensue...
·         Slash of the Titans: The Guns and Roses guitarist accidentally stumbles through a time portal and winds up in ancient Greece. When Theseus makes fun of his hat, epic… okay, we’ll stop now. Sorry about all that.
        They are making a third one though, you can read about it at Comingsoon.
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